Having A Baby Is Just Like Playing A Video Game

Before Players one and two are handed a newborn baby and officially begin their first quest in the strange and wondrous game called Parenthood they have to go through the longest intro sequence ever.

This intro sequence isn't much fun for the mother carrying the child, but it does prepare her for the fact that nearly every quest in Parenthood will be an escort quest- and the wee one has a very small health bar.

And, as this comic by Andy Kluthe and Andrew Bridgman shows, Parenthood is full of stealth, danger and toxic fluids, but if you're lucky you'll survive to play Parenthood 2: The Next Batch.

-Via Dorkly


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its a neat little design but you should leave out the rant about gas powered vehicles,? gas powered vehicles are more fun and give out more power.
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I had a friend in high school (30 years ago!) who built a plowing rig in metal shop that he attached to his bicycle. He used to do his sidewalks, drive, etc., but, yes, was limited to lighter snowfalls (few and far between in Northern Michigan back then). It too had a lever to raise and lower the plow, all that good stuff.
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