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Dating: Superman Vs Batman

We all know Bruce Wayne gets along famously with the ladies, and Clark Kent was able to woo Lois Lane despite the bumbling farmboy bit, and both Batman and Superman have dated Wonder Woman.

But which one would the ideal human life partner prefer to be with?

She might start to lean towards Batman thanks to his bad boy side but then get stiffed on the bill one too many times, leaving her with a bad bat-taste in her mouth.

On the other hand ol' Supes can be supes corny at times, which is a turn off to the sophisticated women who live in Metropolis. Then again, the Bat has some creepy skeletons in his closet...

Comic artist JHALL created this comparison comic to settle the debate once and for all, and it looks like the only thing they have in common is that nobody they date will ever have to meet their parents...

See Dating: Superman vs Batman here

I haven't followed Batman for about 20 years. I think I'm missing something, as the Batman here isn't what I expected. In Tim Burton's "Batman", we see Bruce Wayne go on a date with Vicki Vale, at . He wears a business suit, not his superhero costume. A web search now finds a scene from a comic where he's on a date with Harley Quinn, at . It sure looks like he dresses to impress in both cases.

Wayne is also a billionaire and philanthropist. Why would slink out to avoid paying for what's at most a $100 dinner bill? Is there something going on in the new movies or comics so that those jokes make sense?
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