How To Tell The Difference Between Sweet And Creepy

When you're a warm-hearted person you grow up trying to be as nice to your fellow human beings as possible, but somewhere around puberty the rules change and sweet suddenly becomes creepy.

These changes to the niceness rulebook don't always involve things of a hormonal nature, but when hormones are involved it's pretty darn obvious...and totally creepy.

People who find it hard to tell sweet sentiments and actions apart from shiver inducing creepiness should take a note from illustrator Shea Strauss and learn to keep their creepy comments in their minds where they belong!

See The Difference Between Sweet And Creepy here

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It cannot be true that it's made from "scratch." May be you don't know what made from scratch means.

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I can see these machines doing well in dive bars and on college campuses, but still...I frequently make pizza from scratch, and that machine's pizza has got to be a nasty crust.

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My guess is these are similar to the kind you get at a convenient store. So, the pizza is not what is new, just the deliver method.

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Ignoring the machine, of the other two things on that page - woman and pizza - the only thing I'd want to eat was the woman.

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The TV show "How Its Made" did a segment on these vending machines. Showing the inner workings and preparation process.

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I don't think you know how to be drunk Detroit Mac.

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Rarely is the advertised product in a promo picture so obviously exactly how it looks like in real life, and consequently, so unappealing as here. It seems they didn't even try to make it look edible. Okay, guess they relied on other parts of the picture drawing most of the attention.
Also, Detroit Mac, have you never had the 4 AM drunken pizza/hamburger/kebab? That's the only right way to end a night out.

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I've seen vending machines with Kosher hot dogs. Never tried one but I watched someone else buy one. Half the fun is watching the machine cook it and drop the hotdog onto the little shaped paper plate.

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Pretty sure the carton pizza box from the filthiest pizza restaurant in the world with some peperonnis and tomato sauce on is better than this stuff.

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If you are drunk and all the Pizza Places are closed, you shouldn't be EATING.

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