The 15 Stupidest Comic Book Superpowers

The creative conferences and the pressure to come up with ever more new superheroes in the comic book publishing industry must be intense, or maybe writers get just plain desperate. For some comic book characters, booth superheroes and super villains, you’d think their creators must have just pulled something out of a hat and decided there’s a upper power there somewhere. The fellow shown here is “Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man”! But that’s just the beginning. There’s a hero who is designed around disco music, a crime fighter who throws sparkles from her fingers, and a character who can control squirrels, among others, in a list at Flavorwire.