The Hobbit Sequel Title Generator

Lord of the Rings, which was a rather long book trilogy, generated three rather long movies. The prequel, The Hobbit, was a very short book which has generated three rather long movies. And if they decide at the last minute to split the third film into two, they’re just following in the footsteps of the Twilight saga and The Hunger Games. No one would be surprised if there were more sequels added on. A generator from UsVsTh3m can tell us the titles of those yet-to-be announced sequels, which can comes randomly or via a suggestion from you. Obviously, the title here was randomly-generated. -via the Presurfer


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This is without doubt Thor's fisching hammer, "Troutnir" ... a very light version for nordic god trout fisching...

It throws like a hammer, hits like a harpoon and returns like a boomerang...

slightly less romantic than trout fisching in "A river runs through it" but way more effective..

Thor also has a "sharknir", a "tunir" and a "merlinir" for offshore-fisching...

The only reason it only has a limited success at market resides in that you have to be a nordic god to be able to properly operate this supreme fisching gear...

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Ladie's fit size S
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It's a manually operated second hand! These were commonplace before advances in spring technology drove hundreds of second-hand men out of business. It would be years before the minutemen and their hourly brethren would feel the sting ...

Kwisatz Haderach, chocolate, 4x
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This is my daddy's good old direction finder. He never read a map in his life and whenever he got lost he'd whip this trusty old direction finder out and stick it out the car door window and follow the direction the arrow pointed. Did it work? Well... let's just say that one time I was 3 months late starting school...
Chemists do it in an excited state Men's Large Turquoise
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Instead of a bottle, carpenters use this when playing spin the bottle. After kissing the person the arrow points to, they pound the ground with the opposite end and yell "Nailed it!".
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal
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“You are here.”
A predecessor (ancient Scottish origin) to the modern GPS positioning and direction system. It was limited to locating only one place at a time.

Genetic Replicants - Black - XL
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Ever had your mouse freeze up and the cursor refuse to move? Whack that little arrow on the screen a couple of times with this baby and set your cursor free!

Time and Space, Navy, XXL
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It looks like a panelbeater's tool for reshaping crumpled car body-panel corners from the inside.
It has a flat pein on the other side for flattening any ridges or bumps caused in the reshaping operation.
- mens xxl (116cm chest)
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