How to Teach Your Unborn Child about Star Trek

Alas, I made the mistake of waiting until my eldest daughter had been born before taking up instructing her in the Trekkie way of life. Now it's a struggle to get her to repeat the Ninth Rule of Acquisition (the foundation of wisdom).

Caleb Clark did not wait that long. An unborn child can hear after 23 weeks, so he began reading to her technical manuals, concordances and episode summaries at that time. But be sure to match your child's developmental level. "Then you can start to talk about Star Trek versus Star Wars, but not until they're a little older. Probably, like, 32 weeks."

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Does that happen to everyone when they get pregnant? I mean, they aren't even that big, and the nipples are HUGE. I am now extremely frightened of becoming pregnant for fear of hostile nipple takeover.
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I figure if aliens are looking down on the planet that they've most likely come to the conclusion that dogs are in charge and we're their underlings. We follow them around and pick up their droppings. Feed them. Play with them to make them happy. Buy them toys. Give them treats. Inflate their egos with all the "good boy" schizzle we speak to them. etc, etc. From puppy, right to old dog age.
The butt sniffing thing may be the entire reason the aliens are into probing in that area (sure... I'm writing this as if that's a legit, proven fact and not something made up by some hallucinating loonies). What are these worshipped, master dogs smelling and looking for up there? Surely these orifices must contain some incredible treasure for them to have such a persistent reaction towards them, greeting their co-dogs, and any other species for that matter if opportunity is there, with an immediate nose-to-ass "how do you do?". Bring up the specimens. Investigate. Probe!
Awwww, shit.
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