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You Will Admire My Child

You have admitted that this marvelous fruit of my loins is cute. That is insufficient. For such a child has never been born into the human race. Behold my child and wonder.


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A guy came to my yard sale Friday acting like this. No, I'm not going to hold your baby: I don't know you, my hands are filthy, your baby's face is running, and you're drunk. Luckily, his wife was driving, and she didn't smell of alcohol.
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Lol, our girl is 9m old and I'm happy to say that I do NOT do this. Her granny (husband's mom) does though and it's frickin embarrassing.
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