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Halloween Candy Ranked From No Fang You To Nom Nom Nom

Candy is an intrinsic part of Halloween, and long after trick-or-treaters stop pounding the pavement in search of handouts our fascination with sweet seasonal candy lives on.

Despite the best efforts of the granola grannies and those skinflints who used to throw pennies into our trick-or-treat bags candy still reigns supreme on Halloween, but not all candy was created equal. 

Some sweets seem utterly pointless, and gross, to hand out to children working hard for the candy, while other divine confections show them why they bothered going through all the trouble in the first place. 

BuzzFeed has put together A Ranking Of 40 Halloween Candies From Nastiest To Raddest that is pretty much spot on (although I do admit to eating those little frosting pumpkins by the bagful), take a gander and see where your faves fall on their list.  (Contains some NSFW language)


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Like a lot of lists, this one seems to exist solely to give the creator a way to show off his swear word vocab. This shows 2 things: 1) He can cuss and 2) His own candy preference.
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We used to make our own treacle toffee - which was a real favourite with some kids - they'd come back again and again for more, and a definite miss with others - you'd find discarded lumps deliquescing on the pavement next morning looking a lot like dying slugs.
And yes, that sentence was far too long.
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