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The Best Tweets of Halloween

With kids knocking on your door every five minutes, it's not like you'll have time to form a coherent, complex thought. So just turn off your brain and log in to Twitter tonight. Here are some of the funniest tweets of the evening.

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Last night was weird. The wind was blowing hard and there were fewer kids than last year, so I didn't sit on the porch with candy as I normally do on Halloween. Kids came to the door, but then were baffled over what to do. So many of them didn't know how to knock! And those were the same ones who didn't know how to say "trick or treat" either.
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