Halloween Directions for Every Stage of Life

College Humor has a set of Google Maps-style directions for negotiating Halloween. The "early childhood" panel shown here is only the first: there are also directions for late childhood (in which you are the older sibling), the teenage years, college, and the adult years. The adult version is my favorite, for more than the obvious reason. It took a real genius to come up with the scheme of putting an empty candy bowl on the porch, since every trick-or-treater will just assume the kids in front of him took all the candy! You can pretend that it was an unintentional slip, but we know better. Check them all out!


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