Sorry I can't!
— ฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ (@BattleByrd) August 15, 2025
I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships... pic.twitter.com/cwa44vNsAK
Shopping Cart Theory is the belief that returning the shopping cart after exiting the store is the best test of a person's moral capacity for self-governance. Or, to put it in Starship Troopers terms, the difference between a citizen and a civilian.
Returning the shopping cart is only the beginning of the journey into civilization. To people on this German game show, it is necessary to return the shopping cart with precision and elegance. Watch the contestants attempt to propel their carts into the corral perfectly.