We now have an online app that uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to examine your photos and render judgement. Former Google engineer Vishnu Mohandas and friends harnessed this app to Google’s computer vision API to render a detailed description of what AI sees and can figure out about your lifestyle from the details most people just gloss over. It's called TheySeeYourPhotos.
Our friend at Geeks Are Sexy uploaded the photo above, and the machine, against all odds, determined that he is a geek. I'm sure you are shocked. You can read the complete breakdown of the photo here. I tried it myself and found that the app does not work with images that have an .HEIC suffix, but it works with .jpg, .png, and probably other formats. Depending on the photo, it might return surprisingly accurate and creepy details about you. Mind you, I don't know if the images you upload to this app are stored and how they might be used, so think twice before you try it with images of people who might not want that. I tried this app with a couple of personal photos that I don't mind releasing into the world. The descriptions are pretty wordy, so you can continue reading if you're at all interested.
The photo's foreground features a Caucasian woman in her 50s or 60s, with short graying hair and glasses, smiling warmly as she holds a Luke Skywalker action figure. She's wearing a festive red Christmas sweater adorned with snowmen. The background shows a dark brown wooden cabinet with a mirrored surface reflecting a partially visible Christmas tree and other indistinct objects, suggesting a home setting.
The woman appears content and possibly nostalgic, carefully displaying the action figure. The picture was taken with an Apple iPhone 6 on Christmas Day, 2019, around 11:06 AM. Her economic status seems comfortably middle-class, and her lifestyle suggests someone who enjoys collecting memorabilia or has sentimental attachments to such items. Her activities at the moment of the photo capture include showing off her Luke Skywalker action figure.
The reflection in the cabinet's mirror shows a hint of a second person standing behind the woman, partially obscured. There also appears to be a small, possibly metallic, object on the far left, partially visible behind the cabinet's edge; its function is unclear. The lighting suggests it's likely daytime in a well-lit room. The overall mood is one of cheerful domesticity and a possible connection to Star Wars fandom.
The "mirrored" and "metallic" things are just glass, but the rest of the description is pretty spot-on. It was Christmas, and my daughter got me a 1983 Luke figure! I don't collect them, but I was happy to have it. Let's not even get into the definition of "middle-class." So I tried again with a much older photo of my brother and me, which has been publicly released already, and found there are limits to AI's seemingly magical powers of deduction.
The photograph appears to have been taken inside a bustling office or workspace. In the foreground, a young man with shoulder-length hair is the focal point, his arm extended towards the camera in a self-portrait style. He is wearing a light-colored collared shirt, a tie, and suspenders. The background is filled with various objects and posters. There are shelves stacked with items, which appear to be files or documents, and various posters adorn the walls behind the subjects. A woman is partially visible in the background, operating some kind of a machine with a digital display that seems to be related to typesetting or data entry, possibly in a newspaper office or printing press. A skull and crossbones is visible on one of the posters, adding a hint of a darker or edgy aesthetic to the otherwise ordinary workspace.
The man in the foreground seems to be in a relaxed yet focused mood, possibly engrossed in his work or self-expression through photography. He appears to be Caucasian and of young adult age, his economic background is likely middle class. The woman in the background seems to be equally absorbed in her task and seems to be a colleague based on the setting. She is Caucasian with shoulder-length hair, wearing a plaid shirt. Both individuals appear to be of similar age and economic background, suggesting a collaborative working environment. The image is a black and white photograph, taken likely with a 35mm camera judging by the grain, probably in the late 1970s or early 1980s, considering the fashion and technology of the time.
The subtle details in the background, the posters, and the equipment indicate that this might be a workspace related to graphic design, publishing, or journalism. Considering the type of equipment and the posters, the picture might depict a scene from a newspaper office or a similar setting. Further analysis might reveal more about the specific work or publication that these individuals were involved in. The woman's expression and body language shows concentration. The man taking the photo appears to be self-assured and at ease. The use of black and white photography adds a classic and timeless feel to the image, enhancing its nostalgic quality.
My brother did not have shoulder-length hair in the picture. The setting is a radio station, and I'm just selecting albums to play. The program picked the right era, though. This picture was taken in 1983.
The beard looks good, when the hair shop shut down for Covid mine got to 6 inchesbut being lazy as soon as they reopened I got it cut back. Now more of my Cheerios make it into my gut. Thanks again!
The image shows a Santa Claus sitting in a rocking chair in a living room. In the foreground, there's a large red Santa sack with two plush toys; a Grinch and a reindeer. The background is filled with an extensive collection of Santa Claus figurines and other Christmas decorations displayed on shelves and tables. One can also spot a small wooden rocking horse near Santa's feet. The overall setting suggests a festive and well-decorated home.
The Santa Claus in the image appears to be a Caucasian male of mature age, possibly in his 50s or 60s. He seems jovial and welcoming. The picture was taken on December 12th, 2024, at 3:16 PM EST, using a Panasonic DMC-TS6 camera. He's engaged in an activity that implies he is a professional Santa for Christmas events. His economic status is likely middle to upper-middle class, judging by the abundance of Christmas decorations in the room. The plush toys in his lap and the warm lighting create a comforting and festive atmosphere. His demeanor suggests a lifestyle that's quite involved in the holiday spirit.
Several details are easily missed at a first glance. The numerous figurines in the background showcase a wide variety of styles and materials, suggesting an acquired collection over many years. There is a subtle asymmetry to the overall arrangement of the Christmas ornaments, indicating a deliberate but not necessarily perfectly structured display. The style of the Christmas decorations seems to blend elements from different eras and potentially different parts of the world. A few of the pieces even seem handcrafted.