Bizarre Thanksgiving Disaster Stories

When the family gathers for a traditional holiday feast and everything is delicious, everyone gets along, and we all go home happy, it's just another Thanksgiving. But when the turkey catches fire and your drunk aunt tries hitting on the responding firemen, that's the Thanksgiving you will always remember. Or the time grandma accidentally got so drunk that she was taken to the emergency room. No one will forget that year a cousin left a stolen vehicle in the yard for the police to retrieve. Or the time a child threw up, and it luckily got grandma out of her seat just in time to avoid the ceiling falling on her. Those are the stories that will be told at every family gathering for generations to come.

Thanks to the internet, such stories escaped the family and were posted to reddit for everyone to enjoy. Cracked collected 29 of the most bizarre Thanksgiving family disasters they could find for us to first enjoy, and then give thanks that they didn't happen to us.  


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One year I was in the hospital for Thanksgiving so my daughter who had become a vegan that year decided to make a tofurkey for the holiday "with all the trimmings" for the rest of the family. You can't make gravy from a tofukey, btw. Apparently it was disgusting and ended up in the bin with the rest of the veggie debris.
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