I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me. pic.twitter.com/BGY3r04PyX
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) July 17, 2023
Dan Amira, a humor writer for The Daily Show and modern-day Renaissance man, recently decided to expand our knowledge of the human condition by locating the largest number of brothers attributed to any restaurant in the world.
The resulting Twitter thread shows an escalating number of brothers that either founded, worked at, or serve as mascots for eateries. Okay, so two brothers can start a pizzeria. That's fine. But let's add another brother and another until it's brothers all the way down. The vast number of brothers eventually stops looking like a family and more closely resembles a clone army.
By then I had a car. I took it to the nearest mechanic shop, and there were the other brothers! All five switched out working as mechanics and as pizza chefs.