Have you ever come across an internet list and realized that most of the listings don't have much to do with the title? That's the case with the article entitled 5 of the Objectively Stinkiest Humans to Ever Walk the Earth. What we have is one historical celebrity who smelled so badly that people wrote about it (shown above), two people who went a year or more without showering or bathing so their smell was assumed, one doctor with a disgusting experimental technique, and an entertainer who probably didn't smell bad at all yet would make you assume such if you went to his show. Yeah, it's plausible to assume that anyone who goes a year without a shower might smell, but at least one of them was eager to fix that when the opportunity came. Still, each of the stories is interesting in their own way, and well worth a read. They might even squick you out a bit, but at least you don't have to smell them.