The Disaster Movie We Want to See: Cocaine Shark

We thought we had reached peak disaster movie insanity with Sharknado, but we were wrong, because Cocaine Bear is out in theaters now. Never mind that Cocaine Bear was inspired by a true story; that just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction. But if you want to go one better, how about combining them into a film named Cocaine Shark? Wild Eye Releasing went for it, with a story that involves a drug lord, a science lab, experimental animals, and an explosion. What could possibly go wrong? The answer is a cocaine-fueled mutant shark on the loose, with a beach full of unknowing potential victims. Sadly, Cocaine Shark is not coming soon to a theater near you. At least until someone in Hollywood sees this faux trailer, then all bets are off.  -via Geeks Are Sexy

Next up: Bubblegum from the moon is our only defense against a mutant cocaine shark.

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