Actor Randy Quaid Offers to Re-Enact His Most Famous Scene from Christmas Vacation in Front of Your House

For 10 million dollars I’ll stand on your front lawn myself in a white bathrobe with a big hose, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. This is a special discounted limited one time offer good til Christmas Day.
— Randy Quaid (@RandyRRQuaid) December 17, 2021

1989 delivered to world one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. We, the audience, get to experience the horrors of a family reunion at Christmas time through the eyes of Clark Griswold. One of the most famous scenes in that film shows Eddie, a distant relative who lives in a run-down motorhome, emptying his RV's brown water tank into a storm drain.

Content warning: NSFW language.

Randy Quaid, who played Eddie, now offers his adoring fans the opportunity to live out Clark Griswold's experience themselves. There will be a small fee for this service.

I found this tweet through David Burge, one of Twitter's greatest treasures, who quips:

hell, I'll do it for $10https://t.co/Eq9ZWBJLp3
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 17, 2021

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Randy Quaid is (all allegedly) a deadbeat who tried to pay an inn $10,000 owed with a phony check, squatted in the guest house of a property he once owned and trashed the place in the process, escaped to Canada but didn't do the required check-in as a non-resident so they booted both him and his wife out of the country, and oh yeah, he's an anti-science conspiracy-spreader and political extremist, which places him in the "Uh, I don't want to pay anything to this asshat" category. I don't even want to buy/rent Christmas Vacation, simply to prevent some residuals from getting into the hands of that guy.