As the Imelda Marcos of the fox world, this fella has a good start building a shoe collection. Humans in the Zehlendorf neighborhood of Berlin found that a local fox had stolen a hoard of over one hundred shoes, mostly crocs. BBC News reports:
For weeks residents of Zehlendorf were baffled that a thief was stealing their flip flops and sports shoes from their gardens at night.
Finally a man spotted the culprit on a patch of wasteland, "in flagrante, carrying two blue flip flops in its mouth", the daily Tagesspiegel reports.
The fox had a hoard of over 100 shoes, but not the man's missing running shoe.
What would a fox do with crocs? April Kit Walsh goofs on Dr. Seuss:
See fox?
— April Kit Walsh (she/ze) (@prilkit) August 1, 2020
Fox sees crocs!
Stock crocs in box or fox takes crocs.
Fox in box?
Put locks on box of crocs!
Socks with crocs?
"A pox on socks with crocs!" says fox
-via Marginal Revolution | Photo: Felix Hackenbruch