The Best Wrong Number Text Message Ever - Neatorama

It was another rough day for Stormy Roce Bruce, and then she noticed that she received a text message from an unknown number. It was something that she was not expecting, but it was something that she badly needed. In fact, she considered it the “best wrong number text ever”.

Someone had texted her number by accident, and the text they sent her was a picture of their dog, Lyla, hanging out in a dryer.

“I was thoroughly excited,” Bruce told The Dodo. “It’s not every day you get such a beautiful wrong text.”

Very wholesome.

(Image Credit: Stormy Rose Bruce/ The Dodo)

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It is a patented cylinder tooth wrench for tightening the square nuts that hold the replaceable teeth into a combine cylinder.

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Tight quarters wrench for getting to the back side of a beam flange (for the square nuts of the time) when there is no clearance for regular tools.

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Man, those early self applied Kellog enemas were rough.

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This device is used to give Pugs their characteristic flat nose

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The tool for the Burma-Shave signs

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I believe this crank opens the watering thingimajig for watering crops.

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It's a reverse polish lug wrench. You have to crawl under the car to use it, but it makes left hand thread work in the normal manner.

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Who cares what it is. The real question is where does one obtain an awesome rug like that. I absolutely need to get one for my apartment.

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Handcrank for deploying the cloaking device (version 1.0) for the Klingon Bird of Prey.

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Yikes. A handle at one end, a socket for the attachment of your choice at the other... I believe this is called "50 Shades of Uncomfortable Seating". The $10 bill is just there to make you feel cheap.

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hence, the weird name, Im not trying to troll. Just really irritated today.

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why does everyone have some random/stupid/annoying signature, I cant even guess because of how irritated I am seeing XL in everyone's signature. SHOOT ME
Oh and another thing, I cant login because I forgot my password, YET when I try to retrieve a new password, It says my email user DOES NOT EXIST, but when I try to use this comment box with that email it says I need to sign in, thanks NEATORAMA!!! ;D

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toilet paper for the tin mans rich brother the platinum man, he wraps the 10 dollars around the nub, sticks it in his tailpipe and uses the handle to fully scrub clean!

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A bong and someone was courteous enough to leave some money lying out with it so you could buy a dime bag.

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Vintage Water Gate Valve Key

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It's a chunk of metal that the $10 bill is hiding behind because Alexander Hamilton was deathly afraid of carpets.

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I know what that is! I saw someone using one just the other day! That is one of those things that they use when they need to use one of those things! It only cost $10?

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it's a chunk of metal that costs $10 and keeps the floor from rolling up.

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Handle to a prototype overhead ski lift.

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Handcrank for opening the emergency doors of the International Space Station

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Clearly, it is a device to straighten 10-dollar bills.

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The starting crank that goes on the front of old-timey cars.

Record Lover - XL

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Before shoelaces were invented, this device secured the bolthead closures to womens shoes and corsets. An overtightened corset could be fatal, but an undertightened corset could result in embarassment. Hence the term, 'loose' woman.

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Woops, we forgot one, go back-go back-go back.
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I believe this one is called a Cylinder Wrench, use to tighten nuts on a grain separator.

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its a device to open turbine blades (air conditioning etc.)

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It is a "go screw youself" device. Patented many years ago by Thomas Edison, who was patenting anything he could, he was told by George Westinghouse to go screw himself. Edison ever a quick thinker, and closet pervert, set his staff to the task of making a device so that he could screw himself. The picture above is what they came up with.

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I believe it is a form of a plumbers Basin Wrench for tightening the bolts in boilers.

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This device connects to the side of your banquet or sideboard. It is used to reverse someone else's plans. It is used to turn the tables.

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Could it be a canal lock key, used for opening the hatches that allow the water to flow in and fill the lock and raise the boat.

Just a thought.

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First version of ratchet later evolved to the version known form "rathet & clank"..

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Someone's getting the S&M experience of their life for just $10!

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Looks like a ten spot next to a propeller for a mini-(lead)zepplin.

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A device to open a man-hole cover?

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Looks like a device to open a manhole cover?

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OR - it is the tool used to screw a square peg into a round hole.

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A ratchet key or wrench for loosening screws/nuts opening valves at very inaccessible places?

but i have no idea in which technical field this tool could be useful...

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That would be a handcrank for an early car model.

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Looks like a Ratcheting wrench for a Semi tractor trailer trucks tandem wheels

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That, my friend, is a ten dollar bill.

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