The staff of your local Costco regrets to inform you that we have depleted our stock of summoning orbs. There should be more available after the overnight truck is unloaded and the shelves are re-stocked.
Danielle Baskin, an entrepreneur who is trying to revive the telephone, recently visited a Costco. She was equipped with signs that look just like those normally available in one of those stores, except they are for more unusual items. Baskin placed the signs in empty slots to the doubtless confusion of employees. You can see her whole Twitter thread here.
-via Super Punch