Florida Man is not like, say, Thor--that is, a title that is passed from one hero to the next. There are many Florida Men--possibly as many as there are men in Florida. And if we're counting the heroic spirit of Florida Man, then all of us, even you, can become Florida Man some day.
In this case, Florida Man A accused Florida Man B of being a drug addict. Florida Man B then took a urine-based drug test, which came back negative. This angered Florida Man A, who threw the cup of urine at Florida Man B. WFLA 8 reports:
Pattenaude got angry when the results showed the victim was not using drug, an arrest report says. Deputies say Pattenaude threw the cup of urine at the victim, hitting him in the shoulder and face.
Deputies responding to the scene noted in the arrest report they saw wet areas on the victim’s shirt and found the empty cup in the yard.
Police then arrested Florida Man A and took him to jail.