Are you worried your favorite feline is being mind controlled by some secret government organization or alien entity?
You need the amazing Tinfoil Cat Hat from the NeatoShop! This tin foil hat, with comfy felt lining, is perfect for those worried that their kitty needs protection against HAARP & Gamma Rays, Electromagnetic Fields, RFID Implants, and Dog ESP. More importantly, this hat is truly conspiracy theorist chic!
Warning: This item is only for fun. Your cat will probably still stare blankly into space for no reason and continue to act as though you don't exist.
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