The Art of Nut Milking

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The dairy industry wants to restrict the word "milk" to the products of mammal lactation, in response to the growing use of almond milk, soy milk, cashew milk, and other drinks used as a milk substitute. It's more a matter of business than semantics, as the dairy industry still has no problem with the words "peanut butter." Nor are they worried about milk of magnesia or milkweed. In response, Know Ideas Media visited a third-generation almond milk producer, played by Tyler Duffy, to find out exactly where almond milk comes from. Warning: unless you have the world's cleanest mind, you'll find this video full of double entendres. -via Tastefully Offensive


This is pure gold. Four years ago, I'd never heard of Almond Milk. Three years ago, I suddenly lost the ability to process milk (and more importantly, ice cream). Nuts to the rescue! What defines 'milk' for me? Anything I can put on my fruit loops or use to make ice cream.

The dairy industry needs to take a deep breath and relax.
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