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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Having an infant son in the house has taught me the value of solid sack time, and he has shown me that I've spent my whole life taking sleep for granted- and now it's too late to get those years of good snoozin' back.

I've played the tough guy, telling people "I'll sleep whem I'm dead", but now that I spend my days shambling around like a zombie I really wish I hadn't tempted fate with those bold words.

And according to this Safely Endangered comic I won't be getting any sleep after I'm dead either...so much for my retirement plans!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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