Who should you call? Animal control! Nick Offerman looks cool as an Italian plumber, but there's nothing that makes him the logical hero in this scenario. Donkey Kong made no sense when it first debuted in 1981, and it still makes no sense. That's what we loved about it. Oh yeah, and it was fun to play, too. This comic is from The Obscure Gentlemen, a webcomic you should be following on a regular basis.