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Say It, But Don't Say It

The Action Figure Therapy Store sells custom built but unlicensed mini figures. As such, they cannot use the real names of the characters, or the set of building blocks that they fit into, but you know them. The newest is the Calm Bearded Tree Enthusiast Painter Dude. Hmm, I wonder who this is modeled after? He joins other fabulously-named products like Wisecracking Burned Up Cancer Survivor Assassin Guy Minibrick Figure and Space Orphan With Daddy Issues And Green Laser Sword

Oh, you've got to read the description on the Worst “Bring Your Kid To Work Day” Ever Minifigure Set.

It’s like all you were trying to do was bring your kid up to the fancy, planet-killing space station where you work, show him off to some of your co-workers, and see if had any interest in pursuing the family business.

Then the next thing you know he’s trying to decapitate your boss with his green laser sword, things get crazy, and you get into huge battle.

That's just the beginning. The rest of the story is there, if you can decipher it. -via Boing Boing

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