FAIL is something that never seems to go away, and no matter how many times people fail hard and become a laughing stock online there's always another yutz waiting in the wings for their chance to fail spectacularly. And sometimes that yutz is wearing a cheap Halloween store tophat.
When faced with someone's FAIL your first response may be to feel bad for that person, but that's the last thing you should do because it was their bad decisions that led them to FAIL in the first place.
The kind of bad decisions that leave you eating your burger and fries off the bathroom floor like a FAIL gourmet.
Without FAIL we wouldn't have American heroes like this brilliant man out there making America stupid again.
And if not for the FAIL this guy would go on crying to his own songs forever, songs I'm guessing his love interests don't find half as moving as he does.