All the candy creeps, groovy ghoulies and creatures of the night spend the entire year waiting for this brief yet wonderful season of spooky fun known as Halloweentime, a time when spirits fly free.
If you're looking to make spirits rise wherever you go then you need a NeatoShop t-shirt in your life, so you can keep the Halloweentime fun going all year long!
For some reason Halloween feels a bit weirder than usual this year
And yet neither scary thing monster nor sewer clown shall keep us from painting the town red
Because Halloween is a time to party with monsters instead of running away from them!
Humans have also created their fair share of monsters
But at least the monsters they make are fun!
Okay, maybe the people these man-made monsters terrorize don't think they're very fun
But monsters can only terrorize those who aren't fully in the spirit of the season
So ask the first Frankenstein monster you meet if you can lend them a hand and make a new friend!
That's the only way to become the king of the creeps
And you might become one of the spirits of Halloween too, just like little Mikey Myers did back in '78
Because only clowns fear monsters who are just out looking for new f(r)iends
And believe me, you'll be glad you have a monster friend or two when the blood starts to fly
But just to be safe you'd better put on a mask and pretend to be a monster too
Because some creatures of the night still don't trust humankind
So maybe you should wear a costume too
And if your pets are going to come along they'll need a costume too
Because at the end of the day monsters only really like to hang with their own kind
But they'll make an exception if you can prove you love them scars and severed limbs and putrid odors and all!
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And with the best quality prints in the biz you know your NeatoShop t-shirt will look great for longer than those other cheapo tees, so head to the NeatoShop and grab some ghoulish gear for less green!