Everybody eats food and everybody poops after eating food, and even though pooping is an inevitable part of the process nobody, and I do mean nobody, gets hungry while looking at or thinking about poop.
So why in Crom's name did Denny's decide to use a cartoon turd as their new mascot?
The Dennys turd is here with lunch pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt— AmericanPropagandist (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
That turd is actually a walking, talking sausage link named Sausage, who is part of The Grand Slams- 3D anthropomorphic food mascots who look like they were designed by a little kid.
I think the folks behind this misguided ad campaign were going for a Sausage Party vibe with The Grand Slams, but instead it just looks like Denny's is literally serving up plates of crappy food, and this is just making it worse...
-Via Boing Boing