This Guy Has Opposable Thumbs - Set Yourself Apart From The Fish People

This Guy Has Opposable Thumbs by Cafe Pretzel

If you dislike those "This Guy has..." t-shirts as much as we do then you're going to love this This Guy Has Opposable Thumbs t-shirt by Cafe Pretzel, because it's hads down the funniest sarcastic "This Guy..." shirt ever! The beauty of this shirt is some knuckleheads won't even get the joke, they'll just read it, go "huh" and shamble off, and those are the guys who were almost born without opposable thumbs.

This shirt also shows the world you're proud to be human, so it may offend fish people, who have no fingers or thumbs on their flippers, and bird people don't like it much either. But hey- who cares what those walking, talking animal hybrid freaks think! You're a guy or gal with opposable thumbs, and they're just jealous of your ability to hold stuff securely and hitchhike!

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