Job Opening: Planetary Protection Officer

Spark plug.

Broken.

National Sarcasm Society - Like We Need Your Support in XL.

Ceramic Power Line Insulator (Broken)
Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! (XL)

Humpty Dumpty, after his great fall.
Neatorama Metal- M

Bonomo Turkish Taffy power line insulator.

Lag Kills" Med. Black

The rubber off my headphones or iphone charger cable... because that stuff comes off so easily.

Schrodinger (XL)

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Don't Make Me Send Out The Flying Monkeys!
ladies fit 2xl black

If you look carefully on the side you will see a small ( J ) this is one of the very common letters on Spark Plugs J4C. This fits lots of small engines like Briggs.


Seqret Cat XL

Craig Clayton

Just a dirt road with some
porcelain roadkill...
Motivation 2XL dark grey, as suggested

It looks like an insulator for overhead electrical wires, after falling off and shattering.

Ninja rocks.

Little known fact: The original McAdam (blacktop) road surfaces came in two styles. Creamy and Crunchy. This is a sample of the latter.

International Incident 2XL

It's my hopes and dreams after 25 years of marriage and kids..

I Flunked Anger Management XXL

It's my hopes and dreams after 25 years of marriage and kids.

I flunked anger management XXL

Broken sparkplug-called "ninja rocks" supposedly thrown at a window to break it.
XL grey

skull rider, size large

My best friend, Herb the pig, once bet me that he could open a bottle of Rochefort with his brand new ceramic crown premolar. I accepted. He lost.

And the Rochefort was still delicious.

Koala, L, Kelly Green

Explosive nuts from space program Scienct T XL

The teeth that were swept up after a Rock 'em Sock 'em robot fight.
Never Grow Up -Large Black

Dropped Flux Capacitor.

A.S.A.P.F. - Large

What question isn't "What was it," it's "What is it?" 'What it is' would would be pieces of broken ceramic or ostrica, once used to ostracize people that the democracy of Athens felt were a danger to the state. Each citizen had one vote. They would write the name of their intended victim on such a shard of ceramic and place it in a voting box. The person with the most votes was ostracized. The most famous citizen of Athens to meet such a fate was General Themistocles who had saved Athens from the Persians just a few years before.

Unpredictable Swing Voter Ladies Med.

Dandruff from hell.

A.S.A.P.F.

This is what's left of my toilet-bowl after eating Taco Bell's new "Thunder Down Under Taco."
My T-shirt choice is... oooooooo noooooooo! Back in a minute!
... Animal Lover XL...
Help! I'm running out of toilet bowls!

Ceramic from a spark plug that lost its spark and was beaten because of it.
I failed anger management XL
:-)

The remnants of my grandmother's gravy boat, which I broke 20 years ago, but still hear about every-freakin-Thanksgiving when someone says, "Pass the gravy, please." At least that is what I think they are saying. I'm still at the kid's table.

Chilled Monkey Brains - XL

That is the latest failed rocket test out of North Korea.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Mens M choc

"ninja rock" very hard fragments of broken spark plug ceramic insulator, thrown at car windows to break them silently for burglary. Actually classified as burglary tools in some jurisdictions.

support cloning XL

Something else to cry over.

motivation mens large

Culturally, white is associated with holiness, goodness, purity and innocence.

I expect it to be a piece of modern art, expressing the end of innocence...

I Heart 8bit computer games... black size m Ladies fit

Part of my broken glass/ceramic 20+ years collection to someday mosaic with. And yes, I've moved it to and from several houses and apartments over those 20+ years. No, I still do not know how to mosaic and I no longer care for the look.

National Sarcasm Society, 2X.

So who won game 252?