If you have rock 'n' roll pumping through your veins and through your speakers all day long then you've declared allegiance to rock, but what if you have geeky interests besides music?
And those who like to rock out and nerd out at the same time will find your new favorite tees at the NeatoShop, where the spirit of rock lives on forever!
They said rock 'n' roll was dead
Claiming the kids would lose interest in that heavy rock sound after a while
But as every sci-fi fan knows rock 'n' roll is here to stay from now until infinity!
With an unique sense of style that ranges from suave to slimeball
But you can't always tell someone's a rocker by the clothes they wear
Check out these two guys, can you believe they get all freaky on the guitar?
One thing most rockers have in common is their proud love of the music
A love that most likely dates way, way back to their childhoods
Yet never stops growing in their hearts
This timeless appeal is what makes rock & roll so great
It's a classic sound that makes people break out in air guitar sessions in their living rooms
And a sound that has inspired a hundred cultural revolutions
Rockers dig that heavy sound with every fiber of their being
And they aren't afraid to nerd out about music with anyone who'll listen
Or change up their look to reflect their allegiance to the dark side of the music scene
Because rockers are nothing if not stylish
And their devotion to their favorite music is a lifetime contract
Empires have been built around a love of rock & roll
And mankind will continue to worship the rock gods for generations to come
Because nothing as cool as ROCK will EVER go OUT of STYLE!
For those about to rock we at the NeatoShop salute you- with our mega-sized collection of tees that drive rock lovin' geeks ca-ray-zee!