When unfortunate things happen to innocent children you can bet Count Olaf is behind the tragedy, and that heartless hack of an actor doesn't care who he hurts when he's trying to fill his coffers with pilfered coin. But Olaf's worst affronts always involve his acting, because the man is a deplorable actor who can't even pull off a simple sailor persona without breaking character to threaten the Baudelaire kids. And if the townsfolk weren't so stupid they'd have seen through his terrible acting and realized Olaf was always a step or two away from every morbid mishap, but perhaps it is the terrible fate of the Baudelaire family to be surrounded by imbeciles at all times!
Bring home this Dreadful Disguises t-shirt by WinterWolfMedia and watch the world begin to take pity on you for sitting through the entire season of a book adaptation based on the dreadful and dreary lives of three orphaned children. It also makes a good handkerchief when the tears of empathy start to flow.
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