Horrifying Fast Food "Hacks" Tested

Fast food chains serve up familiar food that rarely changes much, and when people get bored of eating the same old menu items they hack the menu- and share their creations on the internet.

This is exactly what the internet community wants and needs, so they encourage people to play Dr. Foodenstein and create new monster hacks- and the world of fast food is a scarier place because of it.

Sickening creations like the Saucy Buns from McDonald's (practically every sauce available on a bun) and the Protein Shake from Dunkin Donuts (bacon, eggs, coffee, sausage and cheese blended into a smoothie) are hacks gone wrong.

So who could possibly bring themselves to devour these monstrosities?

Brave Ben Wyman from Cracked put his stomach on the line for the sake of research, and he was so gung-ho about his terror-filled taste testing he actually created his own monster meal- the Tac-Urr-Acho-Dilla Grande Supreme.

This horrifying Taco Bell hybrid is a taco, nachos and a burrito stuffed inside a quesadilla, and Ben had to fight to bring it to life:

The staff were upset that I had predicted their next meal, and were insistent that they couldn't stuff a taco, nachos, and burrito into a quesadilla, citing small-minded concerns like "the tortilla isn't large enough" and "it would be an affront to the very concept of civilization." But I wasn't about to let them stand in the way of progress, and eventually they relented.

See 6 Horrifying Fast Food 'Hacks' (Tested) here

We dish up more neat food posts at the Neatolicious blog

Comments (0)

Correction: The N-1 rocket that was to be their moon rocket was crap (That's the one they say looks like a doodle from a seven-year-old).

On the other hand, the Soyuz launcher, which was a derivative of the Sputnik launcher, is probably the most successful rocket design in history. The Saturn V was far more powerful, but the Soyuz launcher is the one that's still in production today.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Soviet Space Firsts:
First object in space
First living thing in space
First man in space(first orbit)
First woman in space
Longest stay in space
First ship-to-ship docking
First space station
First EVA(spacewalk)
First interplanetary object(probe)
First probe to the Moon(rover)

US Space Firsts:
Moon shot.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
US:

First to get a spacecraft through the asteroid belt
First to flypast jupiter
First to flypast Saturn
First to flypast Uranus
Furthest Man Made object in History
First to use a 7 man space vehicle
First to discover Van Allen belts
First re-usable spacecraft

probably more. I'm not american though
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
When you don't care about things like safety and the lives of the animals and humans you toss into space, you can make a few firsts. Interesting read.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
@Jim

You are already seeing it. The first time the US has had no capability to put a person in orbit since the early sixties. Coming to a superpower near you...

Also...the first time the US has relied solely on their former enemies to get them into space.

Two mighty achievements of complete ineptitude. That has to be worth something.

But not to worry - the US still has twelve aircraft carriers - :\
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Egbert, I don't know whose ''ineptitude'' you are referring to.

Thanks to the USA and the various partners involved, the shuttle program changed the way the whole world looks at space travel. There are now companies planning on making a trip to the moon something to do on vacation. And creating a working relationship with former adversaries is the best way to move forward, don't you think? It's what we do, move on, help a former enemy and make lasting peace much more than words on some treaty.

As for the program retiring its shuttles, yes, it is very sad to see them grounded but many people here no longer want the government to keep funding NASA right now when other priorities beckon. NASA still gets money, no worries.

Don't see anything wrong with letting the Indians and Chinese spend some money for a change while they try to prove to the world how advanced they are.

Just because the USA retired its shuttles doesn't mean it is no longer a superpower. Look at the void left on the international scene by the current ''Let's see what happens before I comment'' president. LOL The world needs us even if they don't always want to admit it.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Login to comment.
Click here to access all of this post's 0 comments
Email This Post to a Friend
"Horrifying Fast Food "Hacks" Tested"

Separate multiple emails with a comma. Limit 5.

 

Success! Your email has been sent!

close window
X

This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using this website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

I agree
 
Learn More