Peacocks are absolutely beautiful birds, with a colorful tail full of fancy feathers meant to woo mates and mesmerize foes, but peacocks are great big jerks too.
They'll come after you if you so much as look at them funny, and since they're often allowed to roam freely in zoos they often get to pick on somebody their own size- innocent children.
So whaddya do when a peacock attacks your kid and ruins an otherwise splendid day at the petting zoo?
You submit a pic of the incident for a Photoshop Battle, so Photoshoppers can make it all better.
Redditor bwaxse submitted a photo of the traumatic incident in order to give his daughter a chance for retribution, and she totally ran with it.