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Jack's Pumpkin Royal Craft Ale - The King Of Fears

Jack's Pumpkin Royal Craft Ale by Barrett Biggers & JP Perez

It's that time of year again- time for everything from toothpaste to beer to become pumpkin flavored, but when you're trapped in a nightmare of squash flavored products don't overlook the good stuff, like Jack's Pumpkin Royal craft ale. Jack puts more than just pumpkin flavoring into his special brew- he puts the screams of tormented souls, a dash of vampire's blood and a few drops of Santa's sweat, just to make it all the more festive. When you crack open a Jack's you'll notice the difference immediately, because the bottle screams like a banshee and smells like grave dirt and nutmeg. But don't let that deter you from drinking this fine brew- just plug your nose and drink it down, and in no time you'll be full of the before Christmas spirit!

Get in the spirit of the season with this Jack's Pumpkin Royal Craft Ale t-shirt by Barrett Biggers & JP Perez, it's sure to make your fellow fans smile wherever you go!

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