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Perfect Time For Tea - Bros Before Bowsers

Perfect Time for Tea by NerdyLazorz

Peach couldn't decide which was more perfect- the delicious mushroom tea in her cup or the death of that old spiky shelled bastard Bowser. You see she has been subjected to every kind of humiliation, torture and rude remark Bowser could dream up, so one day Bowser threatened to kill her best Bros and the princess just snapped. She jumped on Bowser's back and started pulling out the massive spikes on his shell, then she started shoving those spikes every place imaginable until old Bowser just kinda keeled over and went to sleep...forever. Now Peach is having him stuffed and turned into a tea time chair, so she can sit on him and ponder what her life would have been like had she done Bowser in decades ago!

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