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How Different Majors React When Their Party Is Busted By The Cops

Officer, I've diagnosed you with over 20 different disorders from my Psych 101 textbook. Are you sure you want to arrest me, or are you just projecting because of your relationship with your father?

Partying and college go together like long lectures and napping, and it seems like no matter the age of the student, the campus or the major they're all partying through their degree.

And if you party long and hard enough you're bound to get a visit from the cops, or the campus cops as the case may be, which every student will deal with in a different manner.

Wow, breaking up a drinking party. How cliche. I bet you guys were eating donuts right before this, too, you hacks.

For example, a film student is likely to go all Tarantino on the cops at their door while a business major will try to cut a deal.

I'll give you twenty dollars if you don't charge me for throwing this party. I'll give you forty dollars if you don't charge me for trying to bribe you.

The psychology student will try to psychoanalyze the officers, which is likely to get that student arrested for being annoying, while the computer science prefers to freak out in code.

if (cop's running speed < 6mph){

run away



play dead


See How Different Majors Respond To Getting Their Party Busted By The Cops here (Warning: contains a misspelled word- don't panic!)

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