It's 2016 and the world is becoming stranger by the minute, seemingly stuck in a yin-yang state of destructive upheaval and constructive progress, all of it shared by the second on the internet.
But just because the world is in disarray doesn't mean your wardrobe has to be, and the NeatoShop is the best place to buy a shirt that makes a thoroughly modern statement.
And if you shop now through July 10th all t-shirts are up to 20% off, so you can get the now look for less!
Even though it doesn't look like it did in all those movies the future is now
And it's time to prepare for all the weird and wondrous things the future has to offer
By working to undo the wrongs of the past and create a better world for us all
Such as our favorite pop culture franchises
Our favorite cartoons and toy lines from when we were kids
And, inexplicably, the simplified eating habits of our ancestors from ancient history
Unfortunately, we also brought xenophobia, racism and classist elitism with us too
Now why couldn't we have brought the good old days with us without all the ignorance!
Speaking of ignorance, we are supposedly living in the Information Age
An age where even the deepest, darkest secrets have been exposed to the light
The internet is also supposed to make us feel closer to our fellow Earthlings via social media
And smarten us up thanks to the hard work of trolls and grammar nazis who constantly correct us
But in truth the internet has made us feel even more isolated
And internet fame has given some folks a bit of an ego problem
Making them feel like upper crustaceans when they're really just another shrimp in the sea
But don't get me wrong, there are some great things happening in the world today
And for every really bad idea somebody comes up with
There are many wondrous new creations released which will forever change our lives!
Get dressed up for the strange world we live in with a geeky, and thoroughly cutting edge, t-shirt from the NeatoShop, home of the newest and best t-shirt designs on the 'Net.
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