The 2016 Presidential election has such a diverse and odd cast of characters it almost seems like America is being trolled by a hidden camera show.
But as far as we can tell they're all human beings with average Earthling backstories, which means they all attended high school at some point.
Bernie Sanders (above) must have attended high school a really, really long time ago because his photo is fading out of existence with age.
Once upon a time Donald Trump actually had normal hair and a normal, non-orange skin tone.
And Ted Cruz didn't look anything like the Zodiac Killer or the lead singer of Stryper when he was in high school, so his creepy looks must have come with age.
Hillary was once an adorable straight A student with that same great smile, but apparently had yet to discover those stiff jackets and pantsuits she loves so much these days.