People who love bizarre humor have a hard time finding stuff that appeals to their kind of funny in this straight laced and conformist world, so they'll often resort to making their own stuff.
But if you love bizarre humor and want a high quality shirt that speaks your language the NeatoShop's got you covered!
People with a twisted sense of humor grow up thinking they're strange
But loving the bizarre couldn't be more normal
And only squares judge those who live by their own rules
When in reality they're more civilized than many of the beasts in the concrete jungle
Being into weird stuff doesn't make you weird
It just means you have much better taste than the masses
And don't give a %@$ about fitting in
This lack of conformity and caring can make your peers look at you like you're a freak
But don't sweat it! Just keep your cool and stay tasty
And, like, before you know it you'll feel like your cool old self again, man!
The haters may not like your flavor, but your unique sense of taste is what makes you YOU
So keep on doing what you do best
And devour all of life's strangeness and diversity with a knife and fork
Because there's a lot of weird stuff out there and not enough time to eat it all up!
Some people like their strange style to reflect their taste in pop culture one piece at a time
Others prefer their wearable oddity to be punny
And speaking of punny food shirts, have you seen this scary funny fantastic monstrosity?
Yeah, if you enjoy weird stuff like that Hammy tee then you're officially a weirdo
So don't run away from your strange tendencies
Own your oddity and become an amazing army of one
And while you're at it wow the world with your bizarro sense of style
And watch how many of your fellow freaks fall in love with your wardrobe
You're gonna drive 'em crazy and they're gonna eat you all up!
Bravely go where nobody has gone before and gear up at the NeatoShop, home of designs both simple and strange, basic and bizarre and everything in between!