Summertime is fast approaching, and while some people find the hot weather and longer days appealing most end up with a sweaty case of the Summertime Blues.
But you shouldn't fear the hot summer weather drawing near, because that means it's t-shirt weather.
And nothing spreads smiles quite like a hilarious t-shirt from the NeatoShop, home of the coolest and most clever designs on the Web!
We're already starting to see those summer blockbusters roll out
And one comic inspired movie universe has erupted in Civil War
But before we can survive the long, hot summer we have to survive Friday the 13th!
But not everyone gets excited when the weather turns warm
Some would rather stay in all summer and avoid the sun
Watching movies until the weather turns cool again
These people need a little time to prepare to go out in the sun
Time to get their pasty and pudgy bodies back into swimsuit shape
So they can let loose at all the fun pool parties happening this summer
But not everyone will give up their favorite foods to get in shape this summer
Some will continue to enjoy those dangerously delicious snacks
And drink those summer blues away with a tall glass of beer
And while the beer won't help your gut it will help you get along with your family
But drink too much and you may start seeing underwear gnomes in your house
Don't worry, these effects will fade in time, although your math skills may never recover
So maybe you'd better find something better to do with your time this summer
Like maybe a road trip through time and space
Or a trip to find the purr-fect beach for surfing felines
Whatever you decide to do this summer you'd better start planning now
And make sure you do you to the fullest this summer!
Summertime is the right time to strut around in a NeatoShop t-shirt, because you'll be stylish and comfortable at the same time.