Food- it's a unifying factor among all human beings, and whether you're a Paleo Freegan or a proudly omnivorous Foodie the food you eat is a big part of your life.
People who like food, meaning pretty much everyone, will love the fun, and downright funny, food themed t-shirts sold in the NeatoShop, home of the highest quality and tastiest designs in the biz!
Funky foodies love to wear hilarious tees featuring food puns
Vegetarians with strict diets like to get in on the food pun fun too
And if our pets could wear a shirt dedicated to their favorite food they totally would too
Although their animalistic sense of taste might offend our delicate human sensibilities
The less anything to do with food disturbs you
Because hot dogs may be full of lips and other assorted pig parts but they're still crazy good!
Some folks will become Vegan when they find out "how the sausages are made"
But most meat lovers just go on chowing down on that delicious protein treat
Because a cheeseburger just isn't the same without beef patties and some bacon
And no meat means missing out on the most delicious kinds of sushi
A taco without meat doesn't taste quite as amazing either
And people who are passionate about tacos don't get down with the veggie variety
We've established that meat is a magical form of food
But vegetarians and vegans can eat lots of fun foods too
Like sweet slices of toast slathered in jam
And all kinds of potatoes, which taste fantastic when plucked fresh from the ground
Donuts aren't exactly healthy but they're delicious and everyone can eat them
And even most vegetarians love the mighty amazing flavor of cheese
Take some cheese, toppings, sauce and dough and you've got a pizza pie
And everyone in the universe agrees- pizza is incredibly delicious!
Life's too short to starve yourself, so dig in and devour whatever far out food you like
Diet when you must, but bravely burger the rest of the time
And don't get all holier than thou with your diet, because plants bleed and feel pain too
So just accept that food is all good and enjoy all the flavors of a delicious life!
If you're hungry for some geeky new flavor in your life then head to the NeatoShop and add a tasty new tee or hoodie to your wardrobe, with styles so fresh you're sure to eat them all up!
The NeatoShop is home to thousands of designs, so there's sure to be something you'll dig, and every sale benefits the artists who create these awesome designs, so satisfy your appetite for fun tees at the NeatoShop today!