Depressing Fridge Poems

Rusty Epstein has a set of refrigerator word magnets, and he’s not afraid to use them. His combinations are not the cheery, uplifting phrases your mom puts up for everyone to see. They are all doom and gloom, but will most likely make you laugh, at least a little.



You can get a steady stream of these moody aphorisms at his blog, Depressing Fridge Poems, and at Instagram. Just don't take them too personally. -via Pleated-Jeans


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According to dictionary.com, the 3rd definition of impersonate is: "to act or play the part of; personate."

But I was with you at first, since it more commonly means to "assume the character" or "mimic the voice of someone" for the purpose of entertainment (or for evil).
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http://www.mattblank.com/interviews/nancycartwright/index.html
There's another interview with her. It seems kind of jerky to refuse to record an answering machine message for him, but I'm sure they're under strict orders to protect the characters and Simpson's brand.
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She's not just any Scientologist, she's one of the super-duper thetan ones. She gave $10 million to them last year. What a nut. How those crooks manage to bamboozle people is beyond me.
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They only need to bamboozle a few dumb rich ones, and a whole lotta lonely, impressionable people who think they're smarter than they actually are.
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