How do you get your face looking sharp and wrinkle-free? Back in the 90s, not everyone could afford facelifts like you kids these days. No, we only had Facercise. It's like bodybuilding for your face. Carole Maggio had many TV appearances that she used to promote the techniques that she developed.
You can have a face like this, too! Put on your sports bra and start working your masseters.
-via The Presurfer