The Chopping Machine

This is without doubt Thor's fisching hammer, "Troutnir" ... a very light version for nordic god trout fisching...

It throws like a hammer, hits like a harpoon and returns like a boomerang...

slightly less romantic than trout fisching in "A river runs through it" but way more effective..

Thor also has a "sharknir", a "tunir" and a "merlinir" for offshore-fisching...

The only reason it only has a limited success at market resides in that you have to be a nordic god to be able to properly operate this supreme fisching gear...

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Ladie's fit size S

It's a manually operated second hand! These were commonplace before advances in spring technology drove hundreds of second-hand men out of business. It would be years before the minutemen and their hourly brethren would feel the sting ...

Kwisatz Haderach, chocolate, 4x

It was left behind at Comic-Con by someone coplaying a mashup of Thor and Cupid (Thtupid?)

"Your Workout is My Warmup." Woman's Tank Medium

This is my daddy's good old direction finder. He never read a map in his life and whenever he got lost he'd whip this trusty old direction finder out and stick it out the car door window and follow the direction the arrow pointed. Did it work? Well... let's just say that one time I was 3 months late starting school...
Chemists do it in an excited state Men's Large Turquoise

Medieval knights "I'm with stupid" pointer. They used these because their armor covered their "stupid" t-shirts.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

Instead of a bottle, carpenters use this when playing spin the bottle. After kissing the person the arrow points to, they pound the ground with the opposite end and yell "Nailed it!".
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

“You are here.”
A predecessor (ancient Scottish origin) to the modern GPS positioning and direction system. It was limited to locating only one place at a time.

Genetic Replicants - Black - XL

Presentation tool to drive your point home.

This is Green Arrow/Arrow's new proto-type 'Hammer' arrow for scaling buildings -or- spaces between buildings (with rope!)

Be My Beelze-Bud - Black - Medium

Ever had your mouse freeze up and the cursor refuse to move? Whack that little arrow on the screen a couple of times with this baby and set your cursor free!

Time and Space, Navy, XXL

My wife says it's a cocoanut spliter...and she would know.

Gentleman T Ladies Med.

an archaic ice pick used for climbing glaciers or icy mountains. Also used for tenderizing buffalo meat.
-mens medium

It looks like a panelbeater's tool for reshaping crumpled car body-panel corners from the inside.
It has a flat pein on the other side for flattening any ridges or bumps caused in the reshaping operation.
- mens xxl (116cm chest)