Black Friday is a mighty ominous name for the one holiday shopping a year when shoppers are supposedly able to find the best deals.
But everybody knows the mall madness makes those deals not-so-great after all, so why go out and deal with the mall monsters when you can buy all the gifts you need in the NeatoShop?!
Now through November 29th, 2015 the NeatoShop is having a Black Friday sale, with all t-shirts up to 25% off, so you can give the gifts people want and SAVE!
Shopping on Black Friday can be a big mess
With hordes of shoppers descending on the malls like stormtroopers
Ready to spend their hard earned coin because they think they're getting the best deal in town
But there's no way you're going to beat the NeatoShop's Black Friday sale, so stay home and shop instead!
Black is by far the most popular color of t-shirt sold in the NeatoShop
And even though some people like a little more color in their life
Most enjoy the fact that a black tee goes with any THING
Black is the color of choice for creatures of the night
And the dark forces of squiddom
Seen as slimming by the physical fitness set
And always classy
Some will argue red is a more festive color
But black is the only color that's appropriate for all holidays
Although black shirts have been known to sport inappropriate designs
Black is beloved by Santa for its slimming properties, even though he prefers to wear red
And Robot Santa likes that black shirts can't be stained by blood
And of course black is the color of choice for the Krampus
But that doesn't mean a black t-shirt can't be cute
Black tees can be sweet
They can be darkly funny
Or they can be straight up geeky
They can be totally classic
Or totally mind blowing
But the greatest thing about a black t-shirt
Is it never goes out of style!
Celebrate Black Friday the right way, with up to 25% off all t-shirts now through November 29th, 2015 in the NeatoShop!
With thousands of designs to choose from, and all sales benefit the indie artists who create those eye catching designs so show them you love their work and do your Christmas shopping all at the same time, at the NeatoShop!