How to Avoid the Flu

Flu season is upon us. I don't want it. I don't mean to be rude, but I'd rather not shake hands with you. It's nothing personal. I like you. I just don't like your germs.

So let's bump knees together, as Vine user hassanisms illustrates. Or, since those might be inaccessible on us, we can just rub bellies together.

-via Tastefully Offensive


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Comic Book Artist Ty Templeton made a comic showing some of the sillier predictions and their 'odds'
http://tytempletonart.wordpress.com/2013/09/28/breaking-bun-toons-not-so-bad-yay/

I commented there with some predictions of my own that are, well, based on precedent...
Walter White catches up to a one-armed man who clears him of all charges.
Walter White suddenly awakens next to Suzanne Pleshette.
It’s discovered the whole thing happened in a snow globe held by Walter Jr.
Jesse wins a car on The Price Is Right.
The entire cast is reunited in the Afterlife, and Hurley and Linus come to open a resort at To’hajiilee. (They already have a chain that include Lost Island, Gilligan’s Island, Dillon, Texas and Cicely, Alaska)
Walter finishes Tony’s order of onion rings.
The ghost of Oliver Hardy appears to simply say ‘That’s another fine meth you got us into’.
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