This is no ordinary, plastic folding wet floor sign. Those are for the proles. If you want to express your wealth and also keep people from walking on the floor that you've just mopped, marring it with their filthy shoes, then you need this stainless steel sign found by redditor Dad_Illusion in an office buliding in Colorado.
Before a discount, Amazon sells them for $168.98 each. It's nice, but I would prefer a handcrafted mahogany and teak frame with a gold-plated sign. People should get the right impression.
-via Tastefully Offensive