Halloween is right around the corner, so if you haven't prepared for that one frightfully fun night of the year now's the time to get geared up, and the NeatoShop is here to help!
With thousands of designs, including hundreds of Halloween themed designs, you're sure to find something in the NeatoShop that will make you the toast of Halloweentown come October 31st.
And the NeatoShop offers expedited shipping options, so you still have time to grab some shirts before the big night!
Some people spend all year preparing for Halloween
And when October rolls around they do nothing but prepare for the big night
And the entire year revolves around the night when the Pumpkin King comes out to play
They are the people who preserve the spirit of Halloween
Keeping the traditions of All Hallow's Eve alive
They embody the essence of that fright-filled night
And love to get dressed up, even if they're just running out to grab some more toilet paper
They love wearing creepy monster masks
(Although some Halloweenies don't even need a mask to look creepy)
Enjoy watching dark tales of horror and dread
Playing video games with morbid themes
And generally living that Halloweenie lifestyle
As they anxiously await the big night
When costumed kids will take to the streets
And creepy folks who look like they're wearing a costume but aren't will fit right in
Even our pets like to get dressed up for Halloween night
And those who don't look right are allowed to be seen in public
Halloweenies happily carve jack-o-lanterns for their doorstep
Get their haunted house decorations in order
And prepare for the onslaught of trick-or-treaters about to bang down their door
Some will head to a groovy Halloween party, leaving them feeling dead on their feet the next day
Others will shutter the windows, dim the lights and take in a creature feature or two
Before turning in and dreaming dark dreams about Halloween costumes to come!
Make Halloween a fun and colorful night to remember by wearing a NeatoShop t-shirt or hoodie with your costume.
With thousands of geeky designs, including those that would make great costumes on their own, you're bound to find the perfect design for Halloween night at the NeatoShop!